Silly News of the Day

images-5For all of you who don’t want to hunt for the absolute need-to-know news of the day, here’s a few tidbits you won’t want to miss:

A Florida man was stripped naked and beaten on a first date that by any interpretation Did. Not. Go. Well.  Bet he’s glad he’s not in that movie 50 First Dates.  That one is definitely not one to relive over and over!

A man who sued because his penile implant resulted in an erection that last eight months was awarded no damages.  Likely the jury was all men who had my husband’s reaction:  What’s he complaining about?  Surely he would have gotten more sympathy from a jury of women.

The naked man who attacked a woman in the subway station *may* be deported.  May be.  I guess they’re waiting to see if it catches on, if other women express interest in being assaulted by Nudy Rudy.  Hard to say.

A twelve year old girl was hospitalized when a roofer fell through the roof on top of her.  Seriously.  How does that happen?

You can bid on a full suit of armor for your guinea pig on ebay.  The bidding started at $5 but is up to $1000 large as of today.  How the heck do they dress those things?

Oh and in case you’re wondering…penguins do have knees.  There.  I’ve taken care of all those things you’ve been thinking about all night!

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9 Responses to Silly News of the Day

  1. Teresa Hughes says:

    Hahahahahaha!!!!!! I’m sitting at lunch with my daughter and we are laughing so hard people are staring at us. The penile implant was the best!

  2. Kylie Brant says:

    If we can’t enjoy life through others’ misfortunes, really, what’s left to us??

  3. Mona Kekstadt says:

    Love this one can’t stop laughing….I just tried a new recipe and hoping it comes out(Ground Beef Pie~put lots of veggies in it)…..I improvised and just waiting for the timer to go off to see if its editable…

    Kylie you are so right..laughing is good….just got your book Waking Nightmare bid on it through Brenda Novaks auction …I’m looking forward to reading it..xo…
    Hope everyone has a great day!

  4. Lois Greiman says:

    So glad I won’t have to read the daily news now. Whew.

  5. Willa says:

    Need to order a GuineaPig suit for all the little piggies in Peru – where they are on the menu! Awww . .
    Now posting on a Tuesday eh? Just to keep us on our toes! 😉

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