A Florida man was stripped naked and beaten on a first date that by any interpretation Did. Not. Go. Well. Bet he’s glad he’s not in that movie 50 First Dates. That one is definitely not one to relive over and over!
A man who sued because his penile implant resulted in an erection that last eight months was awarded no damages. Likely the jury was all men who had my husband’s reaction: What’s he complaining about? Surely he would have gotten more sympathy from a jury of women.
The naked man who attacked a woman in the subway station *may* be deported. May be. I guess they’re waiting to see if it catches on, if other women express interest in being assaulted by Nudy Rudy. Hard to say.
A twelve year old girl was hospitalized when a roofer fell through the roof on top of her. Seriously. How does that happen?
You can bid on a full suit of armor for your guinea pig on ebay. The bidding started at $5 but is up to $1000 large as of today. How the heck do they dress those things?
Oh and in case you’re wondering…penguins do have knees. There. I’ve taken care of all those things you’ve been thinking about all night!